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Joke of the Day
"How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb? One Brazillion."
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"Best Buy's MLK Day sale Half off all black speakers, today only"
"What did the cat cough up when it was sick? Meowcus"
"If you are Asian in the kitchen and African in the living room, then what are you in the bathroom? If you're in the bathroom, European."
"Atheists certainly have a lot to say about the nothing they believe in."
"What do you call Hitler in the water? Adolfin. Stolen from /u/NightRedditor423"
"What do you call a Serbian national hero? a war criminal"
"The one good thing about Hurricane Patricia Clean Drinking water falling from the sky for Mexico!!"
"What's the difference between a viola and an onion People cry when you cut up an onion"
"Did you ever hear about the guy who got both his left arm and left leg chewed off by bears? Yeah I saw him a few weeks ago, he's all right"