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Joke of the Day

"Grandma didn't do 69 I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, ""No, but I have done 53, that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""

"Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?? It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots."

"A wife tells her husband who works with computers that shes pregnant She later sees him on his computer clicking ctrl z"

"Newsflash, New Zealand! You're not that new!"

"What is a drill team? A group of dentists who work together."

"What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time? A line of marathon runners"

"ATTN FILMMAKERS: Is it possible the future won't be colored a bleak greenish gray with constant rain, or are you really sure of this?"

"What did Lincoln say about his experience at Ford theater? He said it was mind blowing."

"Things will never get better until you make the conscious decision to lower your standards."

"Im a bit hurt that my friends told me I'm condescending. Condescending is a big word that means you talk down to people."