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Joke of the Day
"After realising that I had accidentally eaten my clone, I shat myself."
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"SCARY STORY! Once upon a time there was a little boy. He saw something strange, and, thinking about what he saw, he folded his arms... INTO PAPER AIRPLANES!"
"why wouldn't the black pencil write on the white paper? it was erase-ist"
"When a woman says ""WHAT did you just say?"" say something different."
"Whenever I meet a pretty girl, the first thing I look for is intelligence... ...because if she doesn't have that, then she's mine."
"Two cows are in a pasture. The first cow says, ""Moo."" The second cow says, ""Damn, man... I was just about to say that!"""
"A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Hey!"" The horse replies, ""you read my mind!"""
"Inlaws.. What is the difference between a inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted."
"""We should definitely let dolphins go into space instead of monkeys"" said one scientist obviously not a dolphin dressed up as a scientist"
"What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose."