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Joke of the Day

"A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Hey!"" The horse replies, ""you read my mind!"""

"Every meal I didn't have to cook myself is the best meal I've ever had."

"Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton's election? A: It's gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!"

"Q. What do you call a Mexican vegan? A. No Whey Jose"

"4: *hops in my lap* Mama, look at my picture! Me: Love it 4: See green M: Yep 4: And blue M: Mmhm 4: And red M: *flushes toilet* ok, hop up."

"How do you start making big bucks? With a little doe"

"I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's been banged more than a snooze button on Monday morning."

"(OC) Where did the frog say his family came from? ""They are German and a tad-Polish"""

"Muffins - for people who don't have the guts to order cake for breakfast."

"Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge? To avoid car-pool tunnel!"