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Joke of the Day
"lol at all these fucking idiots in first class, cant even afford a private jet smh"
Next Joke
"My prediction for the fight. I predict Mayweather with a massive right hook and an uppercut to finish it. Then once he's done practicing on his girlfriend, he will lose on points to Manny."
"They say 75% of all Americans live next to a pedophile. Not me.... I live next door to a hot 10 year old girl."
"Man walks in on his son A man walks in on his son masturbating, and gets really mad ""Hey, save that for when you are older!"" By the time the kid was 18, he had three jars full."
"I'm told as a lady in my 30s I shouldn't wear certain things anymore - like halter tops, pigtails, and the scalps of my vanquished enemies."
"What do you call a dog with wings? Linda McCartney Today's TIL reminded me."
"Still waiting for what didn't kill me to make me strong."
"Someone said to me today that my clothes are gay. I said yeah, they came out of the closet this morning."
"How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one? The domesticated doesnt have balls"
"Three small children walk into a bar... These kids not used to times square"