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Joke of the Day
"When a woman says ""WHAT did you just say?"" say something different."
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"Oh, Bill... A reporter asks Bill Clinton, ""How's Hillary's head?"" He answers, ""Well, she's no Monica!"""
"Last night last night a girl kept pounding on my hotel room door.....finally i had to let her out..."
"They say Kurt Cobain had two blue eyes.... one blew on to the wall, the other blew through the window"
"The author finally found the spineless guy who stole her unpublished draft. She got her paperback and booked it"
"What was the allergic 2""X4""'s terrifying hallucination? He sawdust."
"He who knows, does not speak. He who speaks, does not know. Shut up, is basically what I'm saying."
"What is the difference between a dog thermometer and a human thermometer? the taste"