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Joke of the Day

"The Vietnamese place on my street has soup so popular they make you stand in a line to get it. It's a big pho queue."

"Sexism wouldn't exist if it weren't for your women's opinions."

"Want to have a haircut like Jesus? Just ask for the ""What Would Jesus 'Do!"""

"I got caught masturbating recently, to a National Geographic magazine. I don't know who was more embarrassed me or my dentist."

"Rich people have rehab. Poor people have jail."

"Why did Hitler kill himself? Because he saw his gas bill."

"Customer asked where I lived so I thought the most accurate response was ""the internet."""

"""If you're having girl? Problems. I feel bad. For you? Son."" -Russian guy telling his pregnant wife he hopes it's a boy."

"How do I disable the autocorrect function on my wife?"

"Why was six afraid of seven Because seven was a registered six offender"