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Joke of the Day

"What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with ""N"" and ends with ""R""? ""Neighbor"" ~ thanks bugz"

"What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!"

"What is the cruelest thing you can do to a blind person? 'Caution- Hot surface' in braille."

"I don't pay my taxes... Because I'm smart."

"What do you call a centaur that can't get a blow job The headless horseman"

"Hey kids, don't forget to look both ways before getting hit by a car."

"GF: I'm leaving with the kids if you don't stop pretending our house is a hospital ME: That'll be great, we really need the beds"

"what do you call to person who have contusion on her wrist...... computer addict :p"

"If you need to rush somewhere, carry a fire extinguisher. Nobody will stop a person running with a fire extinguisher."

"Why did the banana go to the doctor? He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece."