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Joke of the Day
"I Told my Friend She Drew Her Eyebrows on too High She seemed surprised."
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"I live in a hutch filled with vibrating cedar chips"
"What did one lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog? They're right! We do taste like chicken!"
"""Can we stop for a second? I forgot everyone's names again."" - me, if I was a character on Game of Thrones"
"What is a computer programmers favorite brand of ice cream. Haagen DOS"
"My pet anteater just ate my dad's sister! Turns out it was an aunteater..."
"I was thinking about moving to Moscow But there's no point in Russian to things."
"What do you call a showoff Texan? *Austin*tatious."
"How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
"Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn't Budget<drops mic> Ironically I'm an Accountant and have Chron's so this is not my problem."