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Joke of the Day
"Who is Reddits favrite musician? Mack-Le-More!!!!!!"
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"ok i made up the BEST nickname for Cocaine EVARRRRR. Yall ready? check this out: ""Columbian FunDip"" ..... I know, awesome."
"What's a Porn Star's favorite spell? Expecto Erection"
"Why are Jews noses so big? Because air is free."
"I went a week without makeup and here's what happened: Nothing. No one gave a shit."
"You could put me in any city, and I could find a Taco Bell or Chipotle within minutes. My burridar is accurate to about 10 meters."
"How do crabs travel cheaply? Pubic transportation"
"I was cornered in an alley way by a German holding a sausage I looked him straight in the eyes and bravely said ""go on, do your wurst"""
"My ex hated when I started dating her twin sister. Like it's my fault they're conjoined."
"Black and Blue? So I asked the question,"" Black and Blue or Gold and White"" ? ""It doesn't matter Sir"" replied the Police Officer ""Your wife still has extensive bruising"""