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Joke of the Day
"Who is Reddits favrite musician? Mack-Le-More!!!!!!"
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"""Hey, mate, rumors have it that you won a car in a lottery, wanna hang out sometimes?"" ""Yeah, it's mostly true, except it was a house, not a car. And poker, not lottery. And lost, not won""."
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"I bet i can tell you where you got your shoes. You got'em on your feet."
"What did the army recruiter say to the gay wizard? ""Don't ask don't spell."""