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"Elephants Did you know an elephant's sexual organs are in its feet? if they step you, you're fucked!"
"Why the U.S suck at chess? 'Cuz they lost two towers"
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket. ""Some asshole's got my pen"""
"Met with a girl on tinder, Turns out her eyes were on her elbows instead of her face. She looked different than I thought she would."
"How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark."
"I am starving and horny. This cucumber is going in me one way or another."
"What I learned in college: 1. Water bottles are a great way to hide vodka. 2. When your thirsty in the morning you will regret #1."
"The Pink Panther's To Do List To do...To do...To do, to do, to do...To do, to doooo... Saw this on The Doghouse Diaries today and it made me laugh... Edit: Formatting"
"What's the best name for a male dildo-maker? [NSFW] Dick Smith."