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Joke of the Day
"I'm pretty white but I don't know any white people jokes. Got any?"
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"LeBron James should have a gaming channel It would be called ""LeBron Games."""
"2 peanuts walk into an elevator One was Ray Rice and the other was assaulted"
"I'm good at making friends. Wait, that's not right. Correction: I'm good at making friends up."
"I left work in slow motion but it didn't blow up behind me. This is bullshit."
"Best excuse for missing work The voices told me to clean the guns."
"The guy who invented folding chairs lovingly cares for his product which is a problem for his wife who has season tickets to pro wrestling"
"People ask me what I'm really into these days. I tell them ""debt."""
"At the South Pole by Anne Tarctic"
"Two elderly men are lounging on the porch of the Socialist Nudist Club, and one says to the other.... ""Say old chap, have you read Marx?"" ""Why yes. It's these bloody wicker chairs!"""