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Joke of the Day

"The guy who invented folding chairs lovingly cares for his product which is a problem for his wife who has season tickets to pro wrestling"

"I passed out on the steps of a synagogue... And woke up in the morning with a heavy Jew on me."

"Where's Waldo wears stripes... because he doesn't want to be spotted"

"Even in the Olympics, women's basketball is un-watchable."

"Dear women, you're all fucking crazy. Signed, every dude."

"Happy Womens Day They say a womans work is never done... Perhaps that's why they're paid less?"

"My transgender uncle is a superhero... We call him Aunt-Man."

"Trump is blaming Sanders for the violence at his rally... because you can't truly be Hitler until you blame a jew for all your problems."

"What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house? Nothing, Michael liked boys."

"How did the inventor of the car advertise his new ""horse-less carriage""? He said it goes without a hitch!"