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Joke of the Day

"The guy who invented folding chairs lovingly cares for his product which is a problem for his wife who has season tickets to pro wrestling"

"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, but they have to be very small."

"My Lebanese friend knocked over his dip. I had to report him for hummus-side. Edit: changed arrest to report because reasons."

"What medication that can make people inspire you? Aspirin sorry guys"

"Did you hear about Elon Musk's X in Virginia? They had a firey start, then a major break up."

"Chris Brown is Selling his pitbulls. he doesn't want to live with something that can fight back."

"Why do Mobius strips make such bad politicians? They can be rather one-sided."

"If Being with someone is so great.... ....then why do all my married friends ask me how to delete their internet histories?"

"Nothing ruins your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday."

"Two mice were chewing on a film roll ..when one of them says: *I think the book was better*"