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Joke of the Day

"At the South Pole by Anne Tarctic"

"In 1975 Bill Gates was out on a date... ...and he asked his female companion what he should name his new company. She replied that he should name it after his penis."

"5 lil monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off & bumped his head called the doctor & the doctor said U DO NOT HAVE A PERMIT FOR THESE ANIMALS"

"Why did one european country eat the other? Because it was Hungary"

"My Asian friend bought a dog today! Guess how much they got it for? $5.50 per pound."

"I'd like to learn one of those clicking languages from Africa because I get the feeling my knees are trying to tell me something."

"""Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?"" Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job ""ok"" Number 7 will shock you ""You're hired"""

"Oral makes my day, but anal makes my hole weak!"

"A man goes into a shop to buy flowers for his wife. he then fucks the cashier and gets a divorce"

"Why did the broken straw go to rehab? It had a serious drinking problem."