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Joke of the Day
"I left work in slow motion but it didn't blow up behind me. This is bullshit."
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"I'm not a pessimist. I'm a depressed realist."
"Man goes to the doctor because he believes he might have hemorrhoids He did and it was rather uncomfortable"
"""Your storage is full"" thanks Apple, I'll just go and delete some photos of friends and family, but at least I'll always have the stocks app"
"I hope the last season of ""Lost"" will finally reveal if Jar Jar Binks wears boxers or briefs."
"Never trust atoms... ...they make up everything."
"What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left? Oh, gosh!"
"What's the worst thing a woman can hear after giving Willie Nelson a blow job? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""
"Since my girlfriend discovered out the eyeroll and tongue sticking emojis she doesn't have to type words anymore."
"What are the Rolling Stones better at than the Bee gees? Stayin' Alive"