53698
Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a snow-man and a snow-woman Snowballs"
Next Joke
"Just got home and found all the doors and windows wide open and everything gone... What kind of sick person would do this to my Advent calendar?"
"What do you call a pessimistic pelican? A pelican't."
"So its pancake Tuesday today That surely crepe'd up on us"
"My sister is a 13 on the pH scale. She's basic but can't even."
"My couch has gotten so much ass today."
"Your wife is knocking at the back door to come inside and your dog is barking at the front. Which one do you let in the house first? The dog, because when the dog gets in the house it stops bitching."
"My attempt to write from a woman's perspective: ""She carried her boobs to the station. 'They're staring at my boobs,' she thought boobily."""
"Want to get noticed? Go jogging without moving your arms."
"I leave spider carcasses on the wall to make sure the other spiders understand.."