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Joke of the Day

"My couch has gotten so much ass today."

"I went to a seafood disco last week... ...and pulled a mussel."

"Where is Victoria working now? In the kitchen."

"Why does China have such a large population??? Because their condoms were Made in China."

"A dyslectic man entered a Bra."

"What's Rihanna's favorite type of apple? She doesn't have one. She'll eat anyone that's bruised!"

"If I was a bodybuilder I would slather up with grease and slide to work instead of driving to save money."

"How can you tell if your horse is gay? His dick tastes like shit."

"Did you know they are making an action movie about the great composers? Arnold Schwarzeneggar says he'll be Bach."

"What did the fish say when it swam into the wall? Dam."