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Joke of the Day

"Is it okay to joke about suicide? Or is it too much of a nooseance..."

"i hav cat-like reflexes ""prove it"" *looks at a cat* (instantly) i like that cat"

"So my boyfriend and I broke up, but I made a Sim family about us.. I just realized I have to kill every member of that family"

"I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on . . . I said,"" You're pulling my leg."""

"There is a ""lie"" in believe, ""over"" in lover, ""end"" in friend, ""us"" in trust, ""ex"" in ""next"" & ""if"" in life."

"What did James Potter say to his wife when she told him she's been cheating with one of his friends ? ARE YOU FUCKING SIRIUS ?"

"My Doctor told me I had to stop masturbating. Apparently it was making it difficult to complete the exam."

"I was on a date with a girl at the cinema. We both put our hands into the popcorn at the same time, so to make it less awkward, I said, ""Don't worry, that's not the one I masturbate with."""

"So I guess it's going to be ham for Thanksgiving lulz. cause no more Turkey"

"My grandfather developed cancer in his early twenties. He is considered to be the most evil scientist that ever lived."