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Joke of the Day
"Best thing I've seen on Facebook all day: ""I thought Ariana Grande was a font."""
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"Girls are like math problems... If they are under 18, it's best you do them in your head."
"I had pamphlets printed up for when someone asks what's wrong with me."
"Do you know why the marketing company started hiring pedophiles? They wanted to get in touch with this generation of children."
"Garden Water Features by Lily Pond"
"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year and when he does, it's down the chimney."
"A guy never feels more like a pussy than when he's wearing a helmet while driving a motor scooter."
"My African Neighbour just accused me of being racist.I said, "" F*ck Off, I've got a coloured TV ""."
"Teacher: Why are you late? Boy: My fish died. Teacher: What fish? Boy: You don't know him he goes to different school."
"I wanted to make a joke about transgenders... ...but I don't have the balls to do it. Not anymore anyway."