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Joke of the Day

"How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway? take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way..."

"There is a new virus which only affects Muslims.Where do they put the infected? In the Quran-tine room!"

"Paul is coming over tonight Paul smith or Paul who puts ketchup on everything? [car pulls into driveway covered in ketchup]"

"I know a certain right hand that is going to be getting VERY lucky tonight..."

"I think I got crabs from an LGBT orgy last night... I must be having too many sexes."

"So a clown gets eaten by a shark..."

"Shawty: Where's the naan brad Lad: there's naan left..."

"How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)"

"What do you call the score keeper at a jihadi football game? The Taliman."

"Did you hear about the preschool kidnapping? He woke up"