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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn your dishwasher into a snowplow? Give her a shovel"
Next Joke
"I was going to tell a salt joke... But it's just sodium stupid."
"KNOCK KNOCK.....WHOSE THERE? GESTAPO"
"Iguana... tap it, but I have a reptile dysfunction."
"What do an alcoholic and a necrophiliac have in common? They both feel like fucking death in the morning."
"Natural Rights - opposite of natural lefts"
"What's better than a violin on your bed? A fiddle between the sheets"
"What's the definition of 6.9? 69 interrupted by a period."
"Yo momma Is so fat, that she has her own event horizon!"
"A whale performs a La Roux cover...... ""Mmmmmmmmmm.......I'm goin' in for the krill"""