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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn your dishwasher into a snowplow? Give her a shovel"
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"Don't do anything rash - inept doctor trying to keep a skin eruption from spreading"
"What does a Jewish Princess think about during sex? What color to paint the ceiling."
"My Father was never proud of me One day he asked me, ""how old are you."" I said, ""I'm five"" he said,""when I was your age, I was six"""
"My cat passed. RIP Fluffy McMittens 2002-2003 2003-2005 2005-2007 2007-2008 2008-2011 2011-2013 2013-2014 2014-2015 2015-2016"
"Girlfriend mentioned she was lacking iron in her diet.nnnI gave her all my wrinkled shirts.nnnAnd that's how the fight started."
"Before records were invented, people used to say: u sound like an opera singer that keeps repeating himself"
"What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg? Chocolate Ice Cream in July!"
"One day, someone will call me sir without adding ""I think we're going to have to ask you to leave."""
"For those of you concerned about my upcoming birthday and struggling for ideas as to what to get me this year, I have registered for gifts at the liquor store..."