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Joke of the Day
"If I ever became invisible, I'd kick fuck out of a mime Imagine the round of applause he'd get"
Next Joke
"Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He comes once a year! :-)"
"I got raped by a troupe of mimes last night They performed unspeakable acts."
"What do you call a rich black man? A tycoon."
"*outside my house* - Don't let them know you have Clifford - Hey you must really like red your whole first floor is red, and barks? - Damn"
"Rick Astley will let you borrow any of his George Clooney movies... But he's never gonna give you Up In the Air."
"What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU? Women Say the Darndest Things"
"Did you hear about the Mexican man who went to the old people home to visit his grandpa? See senior."
"A beautiful woman is like the perfect shot of vodka Transparent, ice cold, and utterly tasteless."
"if you press ""up down up down left right left right"" on the soft spot of the baby's head, they do a super move."