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Joke of the Day

"*outside my house* - Don't let them know you have Clifford - Hey you must really like red your whole first floor is red, and barks? - Damn"

"This year's presidential election shares the same tagline as the 2004 movie ""Alien versus Predator"". ""Whoever wins... We lose."""

"I don't ever use my blinker. It's nobody's business where I'm going."

"Why did the spreadsheets get divorced? They just couldn't sort things out."

"Why was the harvester pleaded guilty? Cause he's a cereal killer."

"I was having trouble understanding the importance of the computer mouse... And then it clicked."

"""Tell me why I shouldn't report you to HR?"" The doctor yelled at me when I used the defibrillator wrong. ""I don't work here"" I yelled back."

"What kind of money do fishermen make ? Net profits !"

"Why do Mexicans love six flags ... Because they can get a abortion and go on rides"

"Sure, Sally, I'll just buy one of your shells BY THE SEA SHORE. Oh, wait, here's one just laying here, you skank."