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Joke of the Day
"A beautiful woman is like the perfect shot of vodka Transparent, ice cold, and utterly tasteless."
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"I started reading YouTube comments recently Because cutting myself just wasn't doing the trick anymore."
"What do gamers plant in their garden? Skill trees! **Dances wildly with top hat and cane**"
"Fun fact: the person who said ""If you love something let it go"" died alone, surrounded by 342 cats."
"Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans? > marked as spam"
"If you are Russian when you go in the bathroom and Finnish when you come out, what are you in the bathroom? European (your a peeing)"
"I'm not racist or anything but all Canadian Geese look alike."
"Connecting to a wifi named 'Martin Router King' ... ... and suddenly I have a stream."
"My teenage son is obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine. But I'm sure it's just a phase."
"Why couldn't the life guard save the hippy? Because he was too far out"