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Joke of the Day
"I was told I needed to do some soul searching... so I Googled James Brown."
Next Joke
"Back in the day I was attracted to this chick but never had enough guts to ask her out but after witnessing first hand the drama she creates on Facebook I am glad I dodged that bullet."
"Damn girl are you a Nirvana album because...nevermind."
"I just want a car with pop-up headlights. Do they still make those? Love would be good too."
"Everyone knows that 1 person who never laughs...I'm drawn to them like a moth to a flame, just to make their lives a living hell"
"I told a boy I loved him once. We were 6. He punched my arm & stole my cake. Life lesson. Never lose sight of what's important. #Cake."
"When watching Michael Jackson's coffin being pushed away by the Jackson Brothers, was anybody else reminded of those two words... Cool Runnings."
"Some people are legally blind. What happens to the illegally blind?"
"*holding a glass of white wine with 2 hands like it's a mug of hot cocoa*"
"What's a Shamans favorite beverage? PeyoTEA."