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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell that your waitress is having a bad day? She has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil."

"Cop to driver: ""How high are you?"" Driver to cop: ""No, no, no. You're supposed to say 'Hi, how are you?'"""

"According to WebMD, I have a Client Error due to 400 Bad Request."

"If I were to invade Djibouti... Do you think Greece would help? [read out loud]"

"What the pepper say to the angry chilli? If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business"

"which country has the maximum number of bacteria, fungus, viruses and other micro organisms? GerMany"

"Oh my god, did you hear Bob Barker died? He was hit by a BRAAAANNDDD NEEEEWWWW CAAAAAARRRRR!"

"Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern? They both have empty heads."

"Someone stole my mood ring.. And I don't know how I feel about that Credits to 30 Rock"

"I don't like the Powerballs....only one person ever wins, is what I told my dad after he asked whether or not he was hurting me."