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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell that your waitress is having a bad day? She has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil."

"What's the best part about having sex with a tranny? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through."

"Molestation, mo'problems"

"What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature? OK"

"Tequila, because sometimes you and your toilet need to hug it out."

"There was a professional hockey player that had to go to an away game, but he couldn't take his dog along with him. He got 2 minutes for boarding."

"What do you call a tavern that only serves non-alcoholic drinks? A pro-teen bar"

"What's the difference between a clit and the mini bar in a hotel? Most men can find the mini bar in less than 3 minutes."

"To be a man is basically to watch a beautiful Rose go by and think, ""I want to fuck that in the butt"""

"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you you may be in love with a boomerang."