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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bunch of blondes waiting in line for meat? A barbie queue."
Next Joke
"A patient said to a psychiatrist, ""I keep wanting to cover myself in gold paint."" The psychiatrist said, ""Sounds like you have a gilt complex."""
"People in public restrooms don't really like playing Peek-a-boo, apparently."
"My printer just woke from sleep mode with a huge toner."
"Trust is knowing you never have to look through their phone."
"Lobotomy is the solution for all mental illnesses It's a no brainer"
"owl friend Today, my owl buddy told me he was getting married. I replied 'you twit, to who?'"
"Today is my twenty-fifth wedding anniversary. Really? Yes I've been married twenty-five times!"
"I hear U.S military bases in the Middle East party hard. The soldiers there are always taking shots."
"If people had to spell something correctly before being allowed to criticize it, the internet would be a far more peaceful place."