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Joke of the Day

"My printer just woke from sleep mode with a huge toner."

"Why can't Chinese emperors commit murder? Because it's irregal"

"What do you call a bear with no teeth?? A gummy bear!!!"

"What's another name for the child sex offender registry? The pedo file."

"What does watching golf and a giant spinning dildo have in common? They both bore the fuck out of you."

"Smoke a joint before hitting a buffet to really get your money's worth... Just saying."

"I heard if you fuck a horse... Your back to the future!"

"What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society."

"Did you know you can take a whole nap and wake up and football will still be on?"

"Red Bull gives you wings... So what do you get when you drink Green Bull? Twigs!"