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Joke of the Day
"Today is my twenty-fifth wedding anniversary. Really? Yes I've been married twenty-five times!"
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"My favourite anti joke."
"""Excuse me, this coffee tastes like mud."" Waiter- ""Yes sir, it's fresh ground."""
"A pair of mittens says to a hat, ""I'll stay here, you go on a head"""
"I like my women like my wine, 12 years old and Locked in a cellar Edit: u wot m8 I fixed grammar"
"""Still hung. Over."" -- well endowed truck driver."
"What's the most evil thing a human being can do?"
"Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts? Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars."
"When I saw ""likes music"" on her dating profile, I almost fell out of my chair. Because I also like music. Holy shit she likes good food too!"
"The Earth and the Moon get in an argument The Moon tried to be the bigger body and walk away, but the Earth grabbed it and said ""I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation. """