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Joke of the Day
"Trust is knowing you never have to look through their phone."
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"A physicist sits down at a bar. What does he order? Ein stein"
"TIL that North Korea is one of few countries where women Truly have equal rights to men. That is that they both equally don't have any."
"Jurassic World Fight That fight scene at the end was really intense. I can't help but think those dinos will be sore tomorrow."
"Did you hear about the new text-a-fart service? It's just one cent per scent sent!"
"15 Is The Age Where You Either Look Like 11 Or 25."
"What kind of martial arts do birds practice? Wing Chun"
"MOBSTER: *cracks knuckles* ME: that supposed to intimidate me? *his fingers start to glow like glowsticks* ME: k I'm scared but thats rad"
"My Grandpa: killed 17 Nazis and singlehandedly saved his entire battalion in WWII Me: Sits around all day making up stories about my Grandpa"
"Why was the hula hoop a great boxer? It could go round for round."