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Joke of the Day

"Where can you dance in California? San Frandisco."

"the devil has a tape recorder containing the sounds you made when you sang aloud with a group but didn't actually know the words"

"When I was in high school my girlfriend's dad got angry that I took her virginity. I said ""Sorry, it won't happen again."""

"*cleans house while wife's out* W: *walks in* wow babe, thanks so- M: APRIL FOOL'S *runs around making huge mess til it's worse than before*"

"Technically... It's only illegal when you get arrested."

"FOX new has saved my legs! I got into a terridle car crash and and lost the use of my legs. When I was in the hospital, FOX news came on the TV. I got up to change the channel."

"What body movements alert you that a politician is lying? His lips are moving."

"So Muhammad Ali is dead... Is it too soon for a punchline?"

"How long does it take an Ethiopian Women to take a shit? 9 Months."

"You scream, I scream.... The cops come, its awkward."