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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a joke you don't tell an orphan? Knock knock. Who's there? Not your family."
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"When Chuck Norris says ""More cowbell"", he MEANS it."
"Once a clock was very tired.. What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night? 1 AM feeling very sleepy."
"""Your new girlfriend seems a bit, I don't know...bookish?"" She has a name you know! ""What is it?"" ...Paige."
"How to describe the YouTube comment section They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists... But some, I assume, are good people."
"The Ghostbusters are women?! This totally compromises the integrity of a story about battling evil marshmallows while dressed like a janitor"
"People who argue Hillary is crooked; boy have I got news for you on the rest of the government"
"How do you comfort a grammar fanatic? Their, they're, there"
"Whats an iPhone 7's favorite brand of frozen pizza? Not Jack's."
"'Space Jam' never gets old - that's because in the sterile environment of space fruit preserves don't spoil. Hi, I'm Neil deGrasse Tyson."