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Joke of the Day

"What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late."

"Yo mama's so mean... She has no standard deviation."

"Do you know why Eskimos always do their laundry in tide? Because it's too cold out-tide!"

"You know your vacation sucks when you're constantly writing updates about it on Facebook."

"What was the first 3D printer? Your butthole! *** This joke is awesome because it was created by a third grader where I teach."

"In the prison shower... If you bend over, you can really hit those high notes."

"Friend : ""I wasn't that drunk!"" Me : ""Dude a thief stole your T.V and you ran after him screaming ""YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!!!"""

"Why do they say ""Amen"", not ""Awomen""? Because they sing ""hymns"" not ""hers"""

"Mike Tyson fires a nuke at his maths teacher. It was a weapon of math destruction. I'm so sorry."

"As a neat freak I'm only comfortable giving a girl a Clean Sanchez."