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Joke of the Day

"There are days & nights where I'm surrounded by profound Darkness, followed by a realisation that I need to stop wearing shades in my house."

"Just turned off porch light and saw a moth take off flying towards the moon. Good luck buddy, if you make it back, sell the story to Pixar."

"Who was the world's greatest thief ? Atlas because he held up the whole world !"

"How do you turn on a female mathematician? You Euler up."

"What's the difference between oral sex and Anal sex? Oral sex will make your day, but Anal sex will make your hole week!"

"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? He didn't either."

"Why do cemeteries have fences? People are just dying to get in."

"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs."

"what's invisible and smells like carrots? rabbit farts"

"What happens if a pyramid commits a crime? It is put in imPRISMment!"