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Joke of the Day

"There are two types of countries on this planet ones that use the metric system and the one that got to the moon"

"You couldn't kill Sean Bean if he was wearing a red shirt."

"Stevie Wonder is having triplets at the age of 64. I bet he didn't see that coming..."

"I was banned from the gym for taking home a dumbbell. ""Free weights,"" my ass!"

"I've spent the better part of my day trying to figure out why ""mustache"" & ""headache"" don't rhyme."

"right now mitt romney is trying to put an entire loaf of bread in his mouth"

"10 years ago today, Canada received its first indoor toilet."

"Whats the resemblance between a prostitute and bungee jumping? You enjoy them both untill the rubber snaps."

"Son: Dad can sand melt? Me putting down my glass: Don't be ridiculous of course it can't"

"How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb? Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?"