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Joke of the Day

"Two Cows are scared of getting mad cow disease A cow walks up to another cow and asks ""Are you scared of Mad Cow Disease?"" He replies, shocked ""No, I'm a Duck."""

"Thor is riding on the back of his mighty war horse. He shouts ""I AM THOR! I AM THOR!"" His horse replies: ""That's because you forgot your thaddle thilly!"""

"You think you have it rough? I'm playing hangman with a 6yo who can't spell."

"Something is fishy do crabs think fish are flying?"

"I just thought of this masterpiece... No. No, I didn't because nobody here is ever original."

"What is the difference between a thief and a church bell? One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple."

"How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone in his helmet? He uses a hans free device"

"I prefer masturbating with coconut oil as opposed to lotion It just cums naturally."

"INTERVIEWER: Says here you do magic tricks? ME: *hands him back his business card* Is this your card? INTERVIEWER: holy shit"

"Is it solipsistic in here or is it just me? *noun the view or theory that the self is all that can be known to exist.*"