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Joke of the Day

"Wayne Rooney said he wants to be a manager after he retires ""Burger King or McDonalds"" was his response when asked where."

"Step On A Crack and Break Your Mother's Back... Smoke some crack and break your mother's heart."

"I hate when movies use that fakey ""55555"" ZIP code so pranksters won't try mailing letters & postcards to the characters."

"What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest? Stand up!"

"Captain America: WHERE ARE YOU WE NEED YOU Black WINDOW: FOR THE LAST TIME YOU GOT THE WRONG NUMBER"

"America: Where stairs are only used for emergency escape purposes."

"Why don't chicken coops have Four doors? because then they would be Chicken sedans"

"I thought up a color that doesn't exist... It's just a pigment of my imagination."

"How does a Jew make beer? He brews."

"Not having tattoos is suddenly a great way to express your individuality."