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Joke of the Day

"A rich guy walks by.. When someone asks,""What's that smell?"" The man turns around and says,""I'm sorry, it must be my Elon Musk."""

"What does a cow call his girlfriend? His significant udder."

"I like my women how I like my dial-up Internet Always going down on me..."

"A man walks into a bar and says ow"

"Where do avocados come from? Uh, well, when a crocodile loves a pear very much..."

"Why was Simba's dad killed by the pride? Because he didn't mufasa."

"Every selfie you post should come stamped with a number like a limited edition print. ""Attempt 7 of 25""."

"Four ply humor. My wife asks me? I want a boob job. I told her, rub some toilet paper between your tits. You wipe your ass with it all the time. Look how big your ass is."

"Why do some people call it a ""tuna-fish"" sandwich? It's not like anyone calls it a ""chicken-bird"" sandwich."

"What do you call a shy rapper? Lil' Confidence"