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Joke of the Day

"A great joke/insult to make fun of a friend/enemy. [Insert name] was signing up for a website and types in ""MYPENIS"" for his password, and the website said, ""Password is too short."""

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"Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?"
"I watch Amateur BDSM for the same reason people watch NASCAR the accidents."
"I'm so Italian . . . I even text with my hands."
"""Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.' 'Is it common?' I asked. ""It's not unusual"", he replied."
"I'm a bit worried. I was checking my testicles this morning, and I noticed that one of them... ...is considerably larger than the other two."
"IS YOUR WEDDING GOING TO BE OPEN CASKET?"
"Whisky won't fix your problems... But it's worth a shot!"
"Where do bacteria like to vacation? Germany"
"Welcome to Chili's here's your dirty fork, don't forget to spit on our hostess on the way out."