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Joke of the Day
"It's not really murder if you're already dead to me."
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"*eats an entire box of cereal in one sitting* Wtf there's no prize in this? ""Sir, we don't sell cereal. This is Petsmart."""
"The only meal my girlfriend ever makes for me is alphabet soup because even when we aren't fighting she still loves to put words in my mouth"
"What do you call a dad balloon that disappears? Pops"
"Several fonts walk into a bar. ""Get out of here!"" shouts the bartender. ""We don't serve your type here."""
"*Licks the fire in your soul *Burns tongue"
"""Dad, why did your generation find a fat guy singing in Korean & pretending to ride a horse entertaining?"" ""I don't know son, I don't know."""
"A guy from Michigan dies and wake up in Hell. ""At least I'm still in Michigan."""
"First Spaceman: I'm hungry. Second Spaceman: So am I it must be launch time !"
"Horse walks up to a mirror and says ""Why the long face?"" Mirror says, ""I'm not sad, I'm just reflective today."""