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Joke of the Day

"What does your sex life have in common with a highway bridge? If you have weight limits you aren't going to see as much traffic."

"What do you call a pig with three eyes? A piiig!"

"What do you call a Bronie in the military? A GIbronie!"

"As if "" cray cray"" wasn't irritating enough, people have started shortening it to "" cray""....that's just stu stu"

"The Superbowl made me feel like I was camping. It was intense."

"What is the Difference between Michael Jackson and a Grocery Bag? One is made of Plastic and a Danger to Children and the other one you put your Groceries in.. Ba dum Ching"

"The titanic hits an iceburg and the captain says... ''I NOMINATE ALL PASSENGERS FOR THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE''"

"Nuts on a wall What do you call nuts on a wall? Wall nuts What do you call nuts on your chest? Chest nuts What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth"

"If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?"

"""Emma Stone"" ~ Italian man telling you he's high"