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Joke of the Day

"As if "" cray cray"" wasn't irritating enough, people have started shortening it to "" cray""....that's just stu stu"

"What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer? I really like your logger rhythm!"

"The less hair I have The more head I get"

"What kind of physician works on a cruise liner? A dry doc."

"Amputees will not find this joke funny: Actually, I'm going to cut this joke short."

"Using a hot dog bun as a wallet"

"[at the race] ""RUNNERS ON YOUR MARK"" Mark: ouch!"

"Everything is made in China, except for babies, they're made in VaChina!"

"What washes up on small beaches? Microwaves!"

"*walks in at 3am* Wife: OMG, what happened? Me: I was attacked. [front door 5hrs later] Neighbor: What happened to our inflatable Santa?"