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Joke of the Day
"Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my cock!"
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"Silence is Golden by Xavier Brethe"
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"Trump Drops out of the race, and makes America great again."
"[Deathbed Confession] I wish I'd listened to my girlfriend more often. Especially as I crossed the road after she yelled BUS."
"My mule is pretty lazy... ... Always doing half-assed work."
"Mao Zedong, Stalin, Hitler, and Ellen Pao walk into a bar... (user was banned for this post)"
"As a parent, I spend far too much time identifying what's stuck to the ceiling."
"Yo mama is so Black that she went to the funeral naked!"
"Do mailmen like opening their own mail or does it feel like work?"