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Joke of the Day

"Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my cock!"

"How do you get in with a pretty nurse? You need to be patient."

"Coming to work drunk, it's like a computer games Your main task is get pass the boss."

"It's ironic how the people that take a picture of themself in the mirror can't see how stupid they look."

"Texts from mom: Thanks to the supreme court, now it's not just women who won't marry you."

"Does your face hurt? Well it's killing me."

"Why is it so hard to contact comedians? Because their marketing is a joke."

"Who is the Sith Lord of fear? Count Spooku"

"Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist? Trigger discipline"

"Why are eggs so good at humor? Because they have running yolks."