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Joke of the Day
"I donate blood 5 times a year just so I'm less and less related to some of my relatives."
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"ONCE APON A TIME... #2 yeah I no-one likes school I escaped :P"
"Q: What is Mozart doing right now? A: Decomposing."
"One Direction."
"What do crocs and getting a blowjob from a guy have in common? They both feel great until you look down and realize you're gay."
"What do The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common? I see dead people."
"This fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined"
"How Long is a Chinamen? Yes he is."
"A man and a woman are talking Man: I can predict the future. I know my child's last name. But you can't. Woman: Well I know my child is going to be mine."
"Steve Irwin died as he lived... With nature in his heart"