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Joke of the Day

"'Rowdy' Ronda came to my town to give a speech. It was Rousing."

"My boss told me if I kept showing up late he'd give me a pink slip and I was like, how does he know about my tastes in women's underwear?"

"Apparently you can't make a baby by adding water to baby powder, so don't waste your time."

"Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A. He was feeling crummy!"

"A black man walks into the university"

"A 5 year old asked me what marriage is like. So I gave him a chocolate bar and told him not to eat it."

"""I SHOULD HAVE KILLED YOU WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE,"" I scream, as a sudden gust of wind blows the spider I threw outside onto my face."

"*looks at selfie* ""Hmmm I need more flattering lighting"" *tries again inside an unlit abandoned coal mine* ""ahhh much better"""

"What do you call a musician without a girlfriend? Homeless"

"Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math? because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes..."