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Joke of the Day

"Auto-erotic asphyxiation You can go on about it until you're blue in the face, I'm still not interested."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Baby ! Baby who ? Baby love my baby love.... !"

"Proof that Bush did 7/11 Jet fuel cant melt ICEE's"

"Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day? Regular rocks are too heavy."

"What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose"

"Whoever thought of appetizers was literally like ""we should pregame this food w more food"" and I think that's really beautiful"

"Terminator sequels are just dialogue from the first Terminator in different order."

"What do you call a Mexican who has had his car stolen? Carlos"

"Two Cookies Two cookies are baking in an oven. The first cookie says, ""Man it's hot in here."" The second cookie says, ""Holy crap! A talking cookie!"""

"I was an addict. I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around."