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Joke of the Day
"What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Dam."
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"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong socks to work today."
"Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous I see a lot of new faces here this week, and I just want you to know I'm disappointed."
"What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino? Hell-if-I-know!"
"So, in light of CISA becoming a law, I give you this joke about governments trampling people's rights: [Deleted by NSA]"
"Put the punchline in the title How to ruin a joke."
"Two muffins are sitting in an oven... One turns to the other and says ""It's getting pretty hot in here isn't it? "" The other muffin says ""Holy shit! A talking muffin! """
"David Cameron: Tax evasion is morally wrong, I leaned that from my father. The tax evasion bit, not the morally wrong bit."
"*Eats a snack while making a snack*"
"I don't trust trees... They're a little shady... And they killed my dog."