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Joke of the Day

"What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Dam."

"Most humor is funny, but, Vitreous Humor is in the eye of the beholder."

"If you had to choose between Bill Gates' money and world peace... ...what colour should your porsche be?"

"Walked into Olive Garden, yelled ""I WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN,"" then stormed out & slammed the door because when you're there, you're family."

"[Wonder Woman shows up] Superman: Is she with you? Batman: I thought she was with you? Wonder Woman: Bruce you literally emailed me today"

"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon people are going to think we're nuts."

"I wish I had emo hair So it would cut its self"

"No sane person argues with their GPS as much as I do."

"The Welsh were among the first to use sheep intestines as condoms.... The English perfected them by removing them from the sheep before using."

"How does a woman take care of her asshole? She packs him a lunch and sends him to work."