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"So the new Titanic 3D is out.......... Maybe they'll see the f*cking iceberg this time."
"How do you make a baby float? 2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby"
"What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time? I'm Thor"
"The most realistic thing about Stranger Things is how much time kids in the 80s spent without parental supervision."
"What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity? Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
"If Jesus had been discovered to have no risen, what would this be called? Resurectile dysfunction."
"You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it date an emotionally available, age-appropriate, nice, single guy with a good job."
"What's the difference between two dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke"
"What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout? They lock their doors and windows."