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Joke of the Day

"My coworker just took a broom and pole vaulted over the cubicle partition to confront the woman who accused her of being on speed."

"4 in 3 people have syphilis. Look to your left. Look to your right. One of you has syphilis twice."

"What's an Arab man that drives a bus An otto-man"

"The Lizard Child : Funny Youtube Videos"

"Q:What did the German Police office say to his nipple. A:*You are under a vest.*"

"All human beings are threads interwoven in the great tapestry of life, except for that one guy at your office. What the hell is his problem?"

"I never make New Year's resolutions. I just carry the ones over from the previous year and add ""This time I'm serious"""

"What do we want? ROCK HARD ABS! When do we want them? THE DAY AFTER THE HOLIDAYS ARE OVER!"

"Son, it's finally the time for us to talk about sex -- But dad! -- No buts! That is all."

"What do you call an ion that also raps? Fluoride, duh."