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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino? Hell-if-I-know!"

"Hi, I'm your car's radio. I'll be playing terrible music during your trip, but once you get out of the car I'll play your favorite song."

"So you're all Obama fans now? Name 3 of his albums."

"How do you eat soup with chop sticks? Slowly."

"Where did Mary go when the bombs went off? Everywhere."

"Why did the can crusher quit his job? It was soda pressing."

"I guess you could say I like my life how I like my coffee I don't like coffee"

"What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire? The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it."

"So if Valentine's Day is for couples, then the other 364 days are for me, right?"

"Arguing with your parents is like trying to explain how to download music from iTunes to a plant."